This evening is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just crazy. I can't wrap my head around it.

This whole situation has left me feeling dumbfounded. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something read more out of a movie. I just can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a dog wearing a suit. It looked totally comfortable. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly You Couldn't Think That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just happened. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge squirrel came out of nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thefact. That story is so unrealistic, I almost question it's real..

• Perhaps it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply understand what I've just heard. It's like adream come true. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Could this be real?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.